Here are a few things that have made me laugh, wring my hands in frustration, and just plain rolled my eyes! Because nobody said it better than Cosby "Kids say the darndest things!"
Mom (ie me!) - Makayla please stop trying to feed Oscar chips!
Makayla - Mom, I just want Oscar to eat chips
Mom - I know, but he's not old enough yet to eat big people food
Makayla - Yes, but Oscar wants me to feed him now
Mom - Please don't!
Makayla - Mom, please! (hand out) Oscar is talking now! (pretending to listen) Yes, Oscar wants food. Sorry Mom.
The other night we were trying to get Makayla to go to sleep, but she just WOULDN'T.
She wanted to "watch mickey mouse club on mama's phone" or "watch dragon tales, dragon tales, come along take Makayla's hand, dragon LAND!" (which is how she asks for most movies or shows, by singing their theme song) ...back to the story...
Finally we said that if she went to sleep, then in the morning she could watch a tv show.
So she climbed into bed and started to "pretend snore"
then jumped out of bed, ran over to me and said "see mama! i did it! now mickey mouse club!"
Makayla (on her way to take a bath)
Bathtime, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, BATH TIME!
(to the tune of the old Batman tv show... batman! nah, nah, nah,....etc)
Makayla
Makayla in trouble? Ok, 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10!
All better now (blows kiss)
Dad (ie Jordan) Makayla you need to start going in the toilet, no more accidents!
Makayla No Dad!
Dad Yes Makayla, no more pullups, no more accidents!
Makayla (hands on her hips) Jordan! You don't yell at Makayla anymore!
Then she just turns around and walks away.
Jordan and I had no idea what to say.
So we just laughed... when she was out of earshot of course ;-)
While Nicole was visiting
Makayla Look at this Aunt Cole! Insert toy here
Mom No, no Makayla, you need to be quiet. Aunt Nicole is sleeping, she is really tired
Makayla oh, ok, shhhh aunt cole! we go to the store now for oatmeal. you sleep. good night! love you, bye bye, love you, good luck!
p.s.
that's how she says good bye now.
bybye, love you, good luck!
because that's how she says good bye to daddy as he goes to work!
:-)
hope u get some idea of her cute little personality from those!
we just love our little girl!
she is a HOOT!!! what a cutie!! i'd love to see some videos!! those are hilarious conversations!!
ReplyDeleteEvalyn does that to me too...I just look at her and am speechless. Those kids are too smart for their own good. :) What a cutie! Love you guys!
ReplyDeleteHaha!! I love that you shared those!! What a funny, FUNNY little girl!! Keep sharing:)
ReplyDeleteI really enjoyed those! How stinking funny!
ReplyDeleteMan she's so stinking cute! totally love it! :) She's def way too smart, look out mom! ;)
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